An Ex-istential Crisis

An Ex-istential Crisis

(A few months ago, my ex broke up with me but we stayed on relatively good terms. Recently a friend of mine came up to me to tell me he had asked her out. This friend and I also have a mutual male friend who is known for having a thing for me but I don’t see him like that.)
Friend: “So, [Guy] finally asked me out.”
Me: “Great!”
Friend: “I just wanted to make sure you weren’t mad.”
Me: “Why would I be mad?”
Friend: “Well you dated him before so I didn’t really know.”
Me: “Honest. I’m happy for you. Have fun.”
Friend: “Are you sure?”
Me: “What do I have to do to prove it, go make out with [Mutual Guy Friend]?”
Friend: “Oh, wow, you’re serious!”